All I Ever Wanted Was a Spoon

All I ever wanted was a spoon, a spoon
A spoon was all I ever wanted
But all they ever gave me as a knife and fork
They even called me Wicked Knife and Fork
And even though I hated all those knives and forks
I was scared to death of all those knives and forks
They never gave me a spoon, a spoon
They never gave me a spoon

And so I grew
To become a shrew
And tried to undo
Everything that was true

But all I ever wanted was a spoon, a spoon
A spoon was all I ever wanted

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All I ever wanted was a spoon, a spoon
A spoon was all I ever wanted
But all they ever gave me was a knife and fork
They even called me Wicked Knife and Fork
But now I’ve decided to change my name
I’m going to change my name!

You’re first name or your last name?
Both names! I’m going to change my name!


Appearances

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood