My Two Dads

In the Season 3 episode "You Can Count On Me," Nicole is growing up and her dads talk to her about pressures she may face as a teenage girl.

Joey: Remember how we were telling you about how all boys are pigs?

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Michael: Every adult guy, no matter how currently snout-less, every guy at one time went through this. Every guy. Alan Alda? Teenager?

Joey: Pig.

Michael: Phil Donahue? Teenager?

Joey: Pig.

Michael: Mister Rogers? Teenager?

Joey: [Mimicking Mister Rogers' voice] Can you say 'oink'?